I gave up paminto cheese
Da-Daminos delivery
Whisky sires
Apple pies
Finger lickin chicken fries
Are gatrnamic history
I used to like them scary shows
But I gave them up awhile ago
Dont do no deathlyfying
Roller coaster riding
Now a days I just take it slow
Every since we started dating
I've been confinsating
To keep from getting up to heaven any quicker

Because she's hard on the ticker
Hard On the ticker
That girl is such a hazard
That she otta have a sticker saying
Hard on the ticker

Now when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy hits the floor
Silky hair, scarlet lips
Swinging double jointed hips
My blood begins to roll
And when she nibbles on my ear
Its partly pleasure
Partly fear
A little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpataing
Feeling like the end is near
I outta get a policy
A double indenity
It make my benifishery
A whole lot richer

Because she's hard on the ticker
Hard On the ticker
That girl is such a hazard
That she otta have a sticker saying
Hard on the ticker

Thats my girl
yeah shes hard on the ticker
I outta get a policy
A double indenity
It make my benifishery
A whole lot richer

Because she's hard on the ticker
Hard On the ticker
That girl is such a hazard
That she otta have a sticker saying
Hard on the ticker

Cause she is hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
She's hard on the ticker
Hey shes hard on the ticker