Yeah, I'd trade a taxi home for your sofa
Wait up until the sun freezes over
Spin around and say the word, I'm on my way

'Cause you're my sidekick, co-star
I wanna be wherever you are
You're my sous-chef, my co-pilot
Always got me covered, why we even trying to fight it? Ah

Ha ha, isn't it funny?
We're never apart
But we're not together-together
Ha ha, it's splitting me right in the centre of my heart
That we're not together-togеther
Ha ha, isn't it funny?
We're nеver apart
But we're not together-together
Ha ha, it's splitting me right in the centre of my heart
That we're not together-together

Yeah, I think about it more than I'm supposed to
I wrote a masterpiece on a coaster
All of the critics called it a smash
Yeah, this feels more like something
when you look at me like that

Sidekick, co-star
I wanna be wherever you are
You're my sous-chef, my co-pilot
Always got me covered, why we even trying to fight it? Ah

Ha ha, isn't it funny?
We're never apart
But we're not together-together
Ha ha, it's splitting me right in the centre of my heart
That we're not together-together
Ha ha, isn't it funny?
We're never apart
But we're not together-together
Ha ha, it's splitting me right in the centre of my heart
That we're not together-together

Call my bluff
Pull the, pull the trigger
What the fuck are we doing here?
Call my bluff
Pull the, the pull trigger
What the fuck?
What the fuck?

Ha ha, isn't it funny?
We're never apart
But we're not together-together
Ha ha, it's splitting me right in the centre of my heart
That we're not together-together
Ha ha, isn't it funny?
We're never apart
But we're not together-together
Ha ha, it's splitting me right in the centre of my heart
That we're not together-together

Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha