the meaning of life is a dirty martini
in a little tiny bar
in a really big city
with the people i love
and a skirt that's mini
oh yeah
oh yeah

i'm skipping through town cause i'm going somewhere fun
my shoes on the ground make a really good snare drum
gonna write my number on a napkin
give it to somebody for the practice
i'm small, but if you're mean to my girls
i'll square up

the meaning of life is a dirty martini
in a little tiny bar
in a really big city
with the people i love
and a skirt that's mini
oh yeah
oh yeah

the meaning of life is a dirty martini
when it's hitting just right
and im getting all giddy
there's a bowie song on
everybody dance with me
oh yeah
oh yeah

head out the window like a dog on the ride home
someone's at work in a different time zone
gonna eat a pickle on the counter
gonna eat a second dinner on the counter
win a couple grammys in the shower
said i wouldn't call him tonight, i lied tho

chorus

can you feel the whimsy
Are you dancing with me
can you feel the whimsy
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?

The meaning of life is a dirty martini
In the golden hour light
When the world looks pretty
Everything is alright
Aint it fun to be silly?
Oh yeah