The sun is shining and my asscheeks are spreading wide
Too much Taco Bell for me
Ohh... it's hurting my asshole
Can somebody come and kill me please?

Aah... I know what your problem is
(You got the good old shits, huh?)
Well I can help you fix that problem too

Well you can start by finding a fucking bathroom, geez
You're shitting in the middle of the fucking street
There's something wrong with you kid, get the fuck out