Mrs Johnson you're sitting on my aubergine
my aubergine
my aubergine
mrs Johnson you're sitting on my aubergine
please get off

Mrs Johnson you're sitting on my artichoke
my artichoke
my artichoke
Mrs Johnson you're sitting on my artichoke
please get off

Mrs Johnson you're sitting on my cabbage patch
my cabbage patch
my cabbage patch
mrs Johnson you're sitting on my cabbage patch
please get off

Mrs Johnson you're sitting on my parsnip bush
my parsnip bush
my parsnip bush
mrs Johnson you're sitting on my parsnip bush
please get off

Mrs Johnson you're sitting on a very nice chair
a very nice chair
a very nice chair
mrs Johnson you're sitting on a very nice chair
Please Don't break it

Plea-ea-ease

Mrs Johnsohn!