If I was in your shoes They'd probably be too tight And if I was your record player I'd probably play too quiet And if I was your front porch swing I'd probably swing too high With a crochet blanket wrapped up tight around you, thinking
Nobody needs a record player That's why you buy them second-hand We've been around the blocks and all the charity shops Then I found you there and now I understand
You're my beautiful girl You're my beautiful girl Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah
Oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh
And if I was an eight ball I'd give you bad advice Your lava lamp and yucca plant I love you more than is right
Nobody needs a record player But to make our house a home Your beauty's in the snaps, the crackles and the pops And you've spoiled my chance for me to dance alone Yeah, you've spoiled my chance for me to dance alone
With my beautiful girl You're my beautiful girl Yeah, you're my beautiful girl You're my beautiful girl
Compositores: Andrew White, Iain Archer, Nicholas Baines, Ricky Wilson, Simon Rix, Vijay Mistry