Dough, dough, dough
Is what I should be making
Instead of always taking
My time off just to play
Dough, dough, dough
Is what they use in baking
The kind of stuff that's making
Me fatter by the day

Ray, ray, ray
Coming from the sun
I like grey
But then, I'm not everyone

Me, me, me
When I look in the mirror
It's getting ever clearer
The best thing is to laugh
Me, me, me
This is the face I'm stuck with
I wish you lots of luck with
Your iPhone photograph

Far, far, far
Better get on your bike
Soul, sou, soul
Is some music I like
La, la, la
When you don't know the words
Tea, tea, tea
Is a drink for the birds

D'oh, d'oh, d'oh
Is what I keep exclaiming
It's me I'm always blaming
For messing up again
Doe, doe, doe
A guy who isn't living
And "John" is the name we give him
When we don't know his name

Ray, ray, ray
From a spaceship gun
Day, day, day
Of the Dead for everyone

Me, me, me
Is all I ever hear of
Some people have a fear of
Not being seen or heard
Me, me, me
Is really kind of boring
I see you've started snoring
This whole thing is absurd

Do, do, do
Re, re, re
Mi, mi, mi
Ah, ah, ah, ah