There? s a dead end job I? ve worked for way too long There? s a check engine light that just checked on There? s a girl at home who says I can? t do nothing right And that? s why I came in here tonight There? s some boys in here that know what I? m going through So bartender let me tell you what to do
[Chorus] Just add tequila so we can taste the feeling of rocking Acapulco for the weekend Yea, there? s no better way to loosen up than singing margaritas If life gives you lemons make lemonade Just add tequila
There? s another cold front blowing in tonight There? s a weather man who? s barely ever right From where I? m sitting, man, it? s warming up The only thing that worries me is an empty cup So I? ll have another one of those little umbrella things No, it really don? t matter what? s in the drink
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So if she calls here, wondering where I? ve been tonight Tell her I left town and that won? t be a lie