Ok, he's finally asleep, he was so excited!
Wait, where are you going?
So that's why you grew out your beard!
Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom, fast asleep

And I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

She kissed him right there
Underneath the mistletoe

She thought that I was tucked in bed
But I was not asleep
I thought Santa came just for me
But I saw him kissing mommy right beside our tree
I put out the cookies and I poured some milk
And mommy came to Santa all dressed in silk

I clean my room and I never think twice
Wait I don't... I don't, I don't clean my room
Oh what a laugh it would've been
If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
Hey Santa, I'm nice