I'll send you back

To the shadow realm

When I fucked myself

And no one, no one else

I should have listened at school

And double, double wrapped

I'm just like a big baby

Need no more, no more of them

And I thought I had

A sad sack in the wind

Like my grandaddy

And his grandaddy before him

"You said your pull-out game was strong"

Huh, well, I guess

I guess I was wrong, hey

And I'll send you back

To the salad days

When I found my friends

On Facebook Marketplace

I don't know if that's heaven

Is it fucking hell?

I'm just like a big baby

Need no more, no more of them

You make the devil, make a fool out of him

You make the devil, make a fool out of him

You make the devil, make a fool out of him

You make the devil, make a fool out of him

You make the devil, make a fool out of him

You make the devil, make a fool out of him

You make the devil, make a fool out of him

You make the devil, make a fool out of him

You motherfuckers only pro-life

Till you're born

You grow your fringe out

To hide your horns

And I know, listen

Twenty seven Jammy Dodgers in my belly

So little José, run on home

Run on home