Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Club
We know exactly what to do with a pretty face
Before it ends up on a milk jug
And all that's left is just a hollow memory of your life
Let us feast on your insides
And then we'll laugh about it

Manufactured, overrated
When you cum, I bet you fake it
Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat
Plastic and manipulated
You are everything you hated
You're just a punchline to an inside joke

Welcomе to the Mickey Mouse Club
Wе'd really like it if you sang a song like this
Or else you'll make me sew your mouth shut (Mouth shut)
It's such a chore to find another mannequin your size
Because you fit so nice
I hope you're ready for it
Oh, you bet I am! I'm gonna be famous!

Manufactured, overrated
When you cum, I bet you fake it
Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat
Plastic and manipulated
You are everything you hated
You're just a punchline to an inside joke

Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
They'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
I'd rather go and hang myself
Than live to play somebody else
Who's dead inside
Who's dead inside
You're so

Manufactured, overrated
When you cum, I bet you fake it
Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat
Plastic and manipulated
You are everything you hated
You're just a punchline to an inside joke

No, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
And I don't care
You know, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
'Cause I'm their worst nightmare
You know, you'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
And I don't care

You know, you'll never let a rat into the Mickey Mouse Club
'Cause I'm their worst nightmare
Oh, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

I
Don't
Care!