I love my big fat ass
ya'll need to learn a lesson in patience (yeah!)
with big round faces, n' turning up! Dem music
gotta turn on the music (before the hot ladies come)
but I might not seem like a gentlemen but I sure
am one!

chorus

I'm Jack, And I'm your new values teacher!
today Imma teach you a lesson in patience!
I love my big fat ass
I love my face
I love my body
I love my self

if you ain't love yoself, Then the hot ladies aint gonna
come to you!