Hello sir, I'm Doctor Chocolate
And I've always been your friend
There's no way that tooth decay
Should ever make our friendship end

My candy treats are always sweet
A boy's perfect reward
The gummi sweets no one can beat
And have you tried the rocky road?

The veggies here have been in fear
'Cause of my growing worldwide fame
And you will be much happier
If you just eat the things you crave

Eat the things you crave
Eat the things you crave
Eat the things you crave
Just eat the things you crave