Nobody likes me because of my tits
or my skin 'cause they're small and bad
I've never been known for my grace
or my trend-setting taste, I'm alright with that
It's not news if I'm not cute
so nobody's ever asking me to make an excuse

I'm L. A. ugly, but that's okay 'cause
I'm so funny, so either way the
Hot people fuck me
And anywhere but here, I'm hottie of the year
So I don't care, I'm
L. A. ugly, and that's okay 'cause
It saves money, I've got a face that
Says you can trust me
And anywhere but here I'm hottie of the year, oh

Nobody's having more fun than the
ones who don't run the popular club
'Cause nobody's watching to see what we do
so we do whatever we want
Oh, it's not news if I'm not cute
So nobody's ever asking me to make an excuse

I'm L. A. ugly, but that's okay 'cause
I'm so funny, so either way the
Hot people fuck me
And anywhere but here, I'm hottie of the year
So I don't care, I'm
L. A. ugly, and that's okay 'cause
It saves money, I've got a face that
Says you can trust me
And anywhere but here I'm hottie of the year, oh

If you're not hot to her, you'll be hot to him
If you're not hot to him, you'll be hot to them
If you're not hot to them, you'll be hot to me
No matter what, we're gonna to get fucked
No matter what, we're gonna to get fucked

I'm L. A. ugly, but that's okay 'cause
I'm so funny, so either way the
Hot people fuck me
And anywhere but here, I'm hottie of the year
So I don't care, I'm
L. A. ugly, and that's okay 'cause
It saves money, I've got a face that
Says you can trust me
And anywhere but here I'm hottie of the year, oh

And anywhere but here I'm hottie of the year, oh