Open the door and I walk up inside
Take off my shades and I get in the line
I will take a foot long, double ham, double cheese
"Would you like it toasted? " "Oh yes freaking please! "

The timer is set for a minute, I am getting concerned
I yell out, "Yo home, my subs going to burn! "

(Sub is going to burn)
(Do you want to go faster! Yeah!)

Let us go!

My sub comes out golden. "Would you like any veggies? "
I yell with disgust, "Does it look like I am heavy? "
(No no no)
I just want mayo and not too much
And if you are not careful you will be wearing my lunch!

(Oh yeah) Yo!

(Let us turn things up a little louder!)
(Here we go here we go!)

"That's $5. 41 please! " I hand her my card
Sent from my home because they love me so hard!
I pay then I am out because I want to get home
I hop in my ride and then I tweet from my phone

Uh Yee We will do this next week
(How long can I wait for you?)

(How long can I wait for you?)